dear sciatica

Dear Sciatica Nerve,
I was hoping that we could be friends and you would not be irritating until much much farther into this pregnancy. However, you have decided to be a jerk and are already bothering me. I would like to walk normal sometimes...it would really be a help to me. Especially since I stand all day at work. Tomorrow, please behave and we can think about becoming reacquainted. You are making me already wish for my epidural. Jerkface.

Sincerely,
Your owner